It's great when online identities try to make fun of me. Sometimes I think that internet people don't really exist. It's just a lot of fancy computer programs.

gainsevillemo: FAH FAH FAH FAH FATTAAAAAA
ginja turtle: HAA
ginja turtle: If you are trying to say I'm fat in a real witty way, you are right.
ginja turtle: sir emo
gainsevillemo: im not emo..
gainsevillemo: don't try to label me..
ginja turtle: oh I get it. It's one word. Gainsevillemo, it's italian.
gainsevillemo: no shit.
ginja turtle: so let me guess, you are a dirty old italian man trying to get laid. you found my name off of the catagory "rock music" because that's where buxom young babes hang out.
gainsevillemo: actually whore.
gainsevillemo: im a sexy emo kids and your fat whore...
ginja turtle: you are mulitple sexy emo kids?
ginja turtle: yea that's pretty sexy.
ginja turtle: second of all that's a contradiction because you know fat people like me don't get laid and therefore can't be whores.
gainsevillemo: yeah right.
gainsevillemo: i know fat people who have sex all the time.
gainsevillemo: but there not ugly too.
gainsevillemo: you have ot throw it all into the mix don't you
ginja turtle: yea, I always thought it was good to diversify
ginja turtle: I mean, no, what are you talking about! I'm hot and I have a boyfriend! I have to defend my pride to you, oh witty internet emo mysterio man!
gainsevillemo: www.makeoutclub.com
ginja turtle: no shit? you know that website too?
ginja turtle: well, I guess I'll heave my lard-ridden body onto the bed now. if I can. I hope you are happy, my soul is crushed.