Today, stereotypical deep painter man walked back into the room I was standing in to get his backpack that he left. After picking it up he said to me "Ahhhh, the trappings of life." I think that's the most meaningless thing anyone has ever said, no less while doing something like putting on a backpack. That's much worse than "Hey, how are you doing?", because not only are you saying something meaningless, but you are trying to make yourself look deep in the process.

"Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the admiration of all.

Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience.

No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.

Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD) diplomas available in the field of your choice.

No one is turned down."

I wonder what I can get a diploma in, based on present knowledge and life experience. Cooking beans? Self Doubt? Floor sleeping? Look buddy, I've got a Phd from Comeback University so Fuck you, clown. Fuck you.